Charting is easy right?  You just write down what happened.  Check out these statements from
actual medical records.

–By the time she was admitted to the hospital, her rapid heart had stopped and she was feeling
much better.

–On the second day, the knee was better, and on the third day, it had completely disappeared.

–Patient was alert and unresponsive.

–She is numb from toes down.  (Ok someone has been hittin the sauce)

–When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.  (Misplaced Modifier)

–She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989, when she got a divorced.

–Patient was seen in consultation by the physician, who felt we should sit tight on the abdomen,
and I agreed.

–The baby was delivered; the cord, clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed
and cried immediately.  

–The test indicated abnormal lover function.

–Discharge status: alive, but without permission.