Customers have had some rather odd (and stupid things), I bet they feel like fools today.

Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?"

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One person worked for an local ISP.  Frequently they received phone calls that go something like
this:

Customer: "Hi.  Is this the Internet?"

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Some people pay for their online services with checks made payable to 
"The Internet"

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Here's another scenario:

Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?"
ISP: "Yeah."
Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?"
ISP: "Uhh...uh..uhh..yeah."

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Isn't this interesting....:

ISP: "All right..now double-click on the File Manager icon."
Customer: "That's why I hate this Windows – because of the icons – I'm a Protestant, and I don't
believe in icons."

ISP: "Well, that's just an industry term sir.  I don't believe it was meant to —"
Customer: "I don't care about any ‘Industry Terms'.  I don't believe in icons."

ISP: "Well...why don't you click on the ‘little picture' of a file cabinet...is ‘little picture' ok?"
Customer: [CLICK]

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Here's another one for you:

Customer: "My computer crashed!"
Tech-Support: "It crashed?"

Customer: "Yeah, it won't let me play my game."
Tech-Support: "All right, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot."

Customer: "No, it didn't crash — it crashed!"
Tech-Support: "Huh?"

Customer: "I crashed my game.  That's what I said before.  Now it doesn't work."

(Turned out, the user was playing Lunar Lander and crashed his spaceship)

Tech-Support: "Click on ‘File,' then ‘New Game'."
Customer: [pause] "WOW!  How'd you learn how to do that?"