~COMMON PROBLEMS WITH COMPUTERS!  PART TWO!~

The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows."
Tht women then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door.  But
that is a good point.  The man sitting in the cubicle next to me
is under a window, and his is working fine."

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Tech Support:  "How much free space do you have on your hard drive?"

Customer:  "Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet,
and she downloaded then hours of free space.  Is that enough?"

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Tech Support:  "Ok Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at
the same time.  That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.
Now type the letter 'P' to bring up Program Manager."

Customer:  "I don't have a 'P'."

Tech Support:  "On your keyboard, Bob."

Customer:  "What do you mean?"

Tech Support:  "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."

Customer:  "I'm not going to do that!"

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Overheard in a computer shop:

Customer:  "I'd like a mouse mat, please."

Salesperson:  "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety."

Customer:  "But will they be compatible with my computer?"