Here are more Dear God letters from actual children:

Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would make it so easy 
for people to come apart.
I had 3 stitches and a shot.

Janet

Dear God,
How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now?

Seymour

Dear God,
If we come back as something please don't let me be Jennifer Horton
because I hate her.

Denise

Dear God,
If you give me a genie lamp like Aladdin,
I will give you anything you want execpt my
money or my chess set.

Raphael.

Dear God,
My brother is a rat.  You should give him a tail.
Ha. Ha.

Danny

Dear God,
Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp
this year.

Thomas

(Where are these being sent to?)