Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.  They loaded up Jack's station wagon and headed
north.  After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.  They pulled into a
nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in
my house."

"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

Nine months later, Jack got a ltter from the widow's attorney.  He called up his friend Bob and
said, "Bob, do you remember the good looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happened to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with
her?"

"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turns red and said, "Yeah. I'm afraid I did."

"Well, thanks!  She just died and left me everything!"