The bear, the rabbit, and the magic frog:

Once there was a rabbit and a bear living in a forest. One day, they went out for a walk and came across a magical golden frog. The frog told them that he would grant them three wishes each, which got the rabbit and the bear very excited. The bear proceeded to tell the frog his first wish. He said: "I wish that all the bears in this forest were female, except for me." Poof! His wish was granted. Then it was the rabbit's turn and he said, "I wish for a motorbike helmet." Poof! His wish was granted. The bear hesitated, thought for a moment and then said, "I wish all the bears in the neighboring forests were female too, except for me." Poof! His wish was granted. The rabbit already knew what he wanted, and said, "I wish for a motorbike." Poof! His wish was granted. The frog broke in and said, "Now hurry up, I must be on my way. And, may I add, choose your last wish carefully!!" The bear said, "Alright, I know my last wish. I wish all the bears in the world were female, except for me." Poof! His wish was granted. The rabbit thought for a while, put on his helmet, and got on his motorbike. A smirk appeared on his face as he revved the motor and shouted, "I wish the bear was gay." Poof! And the rabbit rode away.