~A COLLECTION OF LAWYER JOKES [4]~

		(14)

Good news!:  A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff.  The bus was destroyed
and there were no survivors.
Bad news is:  There were three empty seats!

		(15)

What do you have when you bury six laywers up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.

		(16)

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman pinscher.

		(17)

When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets
arrested, we call him an accomplice.  When a person assists a criminal in
breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense
lawyer.

		(18)

A prominet young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex
lawsuit when he suddently found himself at the Gates of Heaven.  St. Peter
started to escort him inside, when he began to protest that his untimely death
had to be some sort of mistake.  "I'm much too young to die!  I"m only 35!"
St. Peter agreed that 35 did seem to be a bit young to be entering the
pearly gates, and agreed to check his case.  When St. Peter returned, 
he told the attorney.  "I'm afraid that the mistake must be yours, my son.
We verified your age on the basis of the number of hours you've billed
to your clients, and you're at least 108."