~A COLLECTION LAWYER JOKES [5]~

				(19)

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one
day, when they collided at the point where the pathways meet.  They immediately
began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap.  When
the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, thus should be 
given additional leeway, the rabit said that he, too, had been blind since birth.
The two animals the forgot about the collision and began commiserating 
concerning the problems of being blind.  The snake said that his greatest
regret was the loss of his identity.  He had never been able to see his
reflection in water, and for that reason did not know what exactly what he looked
like, or even what he was.  The rabbit declared that he had the same problem.
Seeing a way that they could help each other, the rabbit proposed that one
feel the other from head to toe, and then try to describe what the other
animal was.  The snake agreed, and satered by winding himself around the rabbit.
After a few moments, he annoucnced, "You've got a very soft fuzzy fur,
long ears, big rear feet, and a little fuzy ball for a tail.  I think you
must be a bunny rabbit!"  The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity,
and proceeded to return the favor to the snake.  After feeling about the 
snakes body for a few minutes, he asserted, "Well, you're scaly, you're
slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all the time,
and you've got a forked tongue.  I think you're a lawyer!"

				(20)

A man walked into a curio shop and began to browse.  He was attracted to 
a brass rat on a shelf behind the counter.  He asked the shopkeeper for a
price, and was told to make an offer.  Prsently they agreed on a price, and
the brass rat changed hands.  The shopkeeper warned the customer as he took
the money, "This sale is final.  If you leave the shop with the brass rat,
I won't take it back under any circumstances."  The customer agreed and left
with the rat.  As he walked home, he noticed that a live rat came sucrrying
out of the alley and began to follow him.  Soon there were more, and all
following him and milling about his feet.  The man began to run, but the
rats kept up, and more joined the procession.  The man frantically ran 
for the river, and threw the brass rat into the water.  The live rats
followed the brass rat, and soon had all drowned.  THe man returned to the 
curio shop, and on seeing him enter, the shopkeeper shouted, "I told you,
the sale was final!  You cannot return the brass rat!"  The customer replied,
"That's no problem.  I just wondered if you had a brass lawyer in stock?"

				(21)

An attorney was sitting in office late one night, when Satan appeared before him.
The Devil told the lawyer, "I have a propostion for you.  You can win every
case you try, for the rest of your life.  Your clients will adore you,
your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing
sums of money.  All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul,
your childern's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and
parents in law, and the souls of all your friends and law partners."
The lawyer thought about this for a moment and then asked, 
"So, what's the catch?"


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