These next set of jokes my teachers got a hoot out of them.  I hope you'll like'em too!

Remember When...

       A computer was something on TV
       From a science fiction show,
       A "window" was something you hated to clean,
       And "RAM" was the cousin of a goat.

       "Meg" was the name of my girlfriend,
       And "gig" was something you did Friday nights,
       Now they all mean different things,
       And that really "megabytes."

       An "application" was for employment,
       A "program" was a TV show,
       A "cursor" used profanity,
       A "keyboard" was a piano.

       "Memory" was something that you lost with age,
       A "CD" was a bank account,
       And if you had a "3½" floppy,"
       You hoped nobody found out.

       "Compress" was something you did to the garbage,
       Not something you did to a file.
       And if you "unzipped" anything in public,
       You'd be in jail for a while.

       "Log on" was adding wood to the fire,
       "Hard drive" meand a long trip on the road,
       "Mouse pad" was where a mouse lived,
       And a "backup" happened in your commode.

       "Cut" you did with a pocket knife,
       "Paste" you did with glue.
       A "web" was a spider's home,
       And a "virus" was the flu.

       I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
       And the memory in my head.
       I hear nobody's been killed in a "computer crash,"
       But when it happens they wish they were dead.